Assholes Finish First?

I'm sure every nice guy in the world has asked themselves this question: why do girls like assholes? I know I have asked that question, especially since one of my good friends is an asshole yet he gets all the girls. It seems like every time I talk to him he's showing me a picture of some girl he met and is talking to. Now its not like he isn't a good guy, I mean he is my friend after all, but just the way he treats his girls is off the hook to me. I just don't understand females. 

I've been described as a "sweet asshole" (there's an oxymoron for you) by some girls. Idk what that really means, but I know that I'm the perfect boyfriend or as close and one can get because no ones perfect. And this isn't just me saying this, I'm not that cocky lol. I guess what I'm tryna say is here I am and there he is. One of us treats girls with respect, and the other is an asshole who is mean all the time. But guess which one is single and which one isn't.

One thing I hate about having female friends, no scratch that cute female friends, is that they always wanna talk about their relationships which would be fine if they didn't date assholes. Like I find myself constantly thinking "well why don't you dump him and go out with me, because I would treat you better," but of course that never works when your in the friend zone. Basically what I'm tryna say is GIRLS STOP BEING STUPID AND OPEN YOUR EYES because the right guy could be right in front of you.

-I'm audi 5 Peace